Do You Have a Webcam and Wi-Fi?

If you see "Work Hard, Play Hard" on an OK! Cupid profile and the guy looks hot enough, you might send an email. But you ain't gonna fire up your cover letter writing skills and update the ole' Linked In profile for a job listing that starts with that phrase and under "Compensation" lists a number in the 702 (Las Vegas, folks).

Want to know what you'd be doing? So do we. Unfortunately, the job listing only offers that this is a "no experience necessary" position and as long as you own a computer, they'll train the right person.

Fuck the cover letter. You don't even need a resume. We got this. Grab your iPhone and a jock strap and head to a well lit corner of your house. Think about that one time you banged those German twins in Cabo and when it's nice and stiff, get to clicking. "Curtis" will shoot you an email back if you're the right fit.

Actually, we shouldn't assume this is a gay exclusive opportunity. Email Curtis and ask him what his favorite movie is and what brand of lube he prefers. 2 Fast, 2 Furious and KY means men need not apply and you ladies just skipped to the front of the line. Either way, an opportunity like this won't last forever. In fact, you've probably only got a couple hours before Craig's List yanks it down, so oil up and get to snapping. (xo Turner)