The sexy French maid fantasy is one of the oldest in the books, but the idea of wearing a bra, panties and heels to scrub a toilet while your employer leers from behind some tacky ass cider block glass wall — that's not even cute in a porn.
Frankly, I don't even know where to begin with this ad. Is it worse that the man who's doing the hiring wants the same girl who bleaches his dingy whites and scrubs his shower to give him a deep tissue massage once a week, or that he thinks cryteria is spelled with a y? I mean, this dude's paying $40 an hour for a mayd in Florida. The fact that you do wyndows don't even begin to cover the lytany of things this perv's gonna ask you to do before pay day. Don't forget - he's kicking in an extra $10 for gas so you don't have to ride the bus in that hot mess of an outfit from Hustler he's no doubt gonna make you spring for with your first pay out. Plus this shit's in Broward County, which mean's if he's a real sick fuck, the AC's gonna be on the fritz your first day on the job, leaving you no choice but to strip down to your dainties and give him what he's really looking for.
Do yourself a favor. If you're hot enough to make $40 an hour to clean someone's house in your panties, you're hot enough to make $50 an hour from the comfort of your own living room — and all you need there is a webcam and a PayPal account.
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